stolen from: Mitsukichan313
This looks like it will be fun! YAY!
0) Open randompokemon.com randompokemon.com/@
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it
4)PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way this meme can get around.
5) Post these rules
1) This is you: Darmanitan
O.o oh my.......I thought I would be cute and fluffy.......!!!! alright it has a zen mode, a hxh kind of vibe, I dig that XD
2) 2. This pokémon is your rival: Jellicent
it may look like a normal ooie gooie jellyfish, but its a dangerous ooie gooie jellyfish!
3) This pokémon is deeply in love with you: venonat
AW! So cute! I accept your unrequited love <3
4) This pokémon is stalking you: Metang
no no no no no no, where is a giant magnet when you need one?
5) This pokémon just stole your cake: Surskit
no excuses, how rude! XD sliding off with my delectable dessert, hm!
6) This is your lab partner: Gogoat
Its name is Go-Goat hahahahahaha
No horse-playing, er, goat-playing in the lab ahahahahahaha
7) This is your best friend: Zorua
YAAAAASSSS!!!!!! Cutie pie come here <3
8) This pokémon is about to fight you: Magikarp
I feel very confident that I stand a good chance of winning, just a hunch. XD hahahahahahahaha
9) This pokémon will do anything to get your shoes: Hitmontop
My shoes will only clash with its street fighter ensemble, may I suggest a patent leather?
10) This pokémon is currently hiding in your house: Skiploom
its not doing a very good job at hiding *currently using it as a floating bookshelf*
11) This pokémon is your pet: Pansage
Hello my friend! We shall go on adventures! Become the worlds best pokemon trainer! Teepee the local pokemon gyms! Together as friends <3
12) This is your new roommate: Shedninja
As long as it cleans its side of the room and pays for half of the rent, its fine with me.
13) This is your new boss: Heatran
I WILL NEVER BE LATE TO WORK!!!!! EEEEEK!!!!
14) This pokémon watches you while you sleep at night: Sharpedo
I'm dreaming of sushi again.....well time to get out the yee old sushi knife and make some sashimi!
15) This pokémon is scared of you: Entei
no comeback to me!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!!!! T.T
16) This pokémon is about to perform surgery on you: Trevenant
It looks like it has opposable thumbs or can at least hold a scalpel, as long as it is an MD, I do not object.
17) You have to babysit this pokémon all night: Noibat
oh, I am going to need more than crib for this kiddo.....AREN'T THEY NOCTORUNAL?! AHAHFLJSFAHF!!!!!!!!!
18) This pokémon loves sleeping on your head: Nidoqueen
oooooooh, my neck..........
19) This pokémon envies you: Combee
Its because I love Honey (
) isn't it!?!?! #pun
20) This pokémon is your current BF/GF/partner: Garbodor
*breathing through a gas mask* its about what's on the inside that matters the most
21) This pokémon is your ex: Eevee
I don't know what went wrong! BUT WE NEED TO GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!
22) Use this pokémon to tag some people: Venusaur
Venusaur! use that fancy vine whip attack and tag a bunch of people!!!! GO!!!!
*venusaur is not listening to me due to its adamant personality*
Fine......I like bulbasaur better anyway *venusaur uses vine whip to blast me off into the distance* AAAAAGGHH!
Anyone can do this if they want to, but I will tag
you don't have to do this if you don't want to either